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Quails ([personal profile] uzura) wrote2016-09-06 03:55 pm

"Great Artistic ○✕▽□ Strategy!" Translation [WIP]

Publishing World Survival - Hato Moa

pg1
[Golden Weekly Editorial Department]
Tohri: It's an overwhelmingly important issues, isn't it?
Editor: Yes, given that popularity has stabilized without rising or falling.
Tohri: So what you're saying is... If we get a fresh angle on things? Try something new?
Editor: That's right.
Tohri: The new serialization offensive is underway, we're carefully promoting a new bird. Where matters outside of manga are concerned we should be trying... Alright!

pg2-3
Never before seen Editor-in-Chief pin-up!!!
Editor: Amazing! Editor-in-Chief!! We've never gotten such a big response before!
Editor: The phone's been ringing off the hook this morning! But 70% are complaints!
Tohri: Ghk! Maybe it's just too soon for shounen magazine readers...
Editor: But that still means 30% enjoyed it.

Neiju

pg1
Tohri: Nishikikouji Tohri makes his appearance! Isa Souma! Today is the day you'll finally be rendered speech-
Tohri: -less...
Tohri: Honestly... Whenever I come the doctor is never in the infirmary. Just how does this school manage?
Tohri: Hm?

pg2
Tohri: There's no use in hiding...
Tohri: Nanaki Kazuaki...?
Tohri: Wait! Do you mean you slept through my magnificent entrance!?
Kazuaki: Eh!? Wah!
Tohri: Actually what are you doing about your class!?
Kazuaki: G-Good morning, Nishikikouji-san.
Tohri: It's afternoon!
Kazuaki: (Wa~ I wonder what this is~?)
Tohri: I can't believe it... The doctor isn't in the infirmary and the teacher has abandoned his class to take a nap... Just what is going on in this school?! how can they call this an academy with staff like this?! I'll be having a few words with the Board Chairman! Then again if they're employing Isa Souma-
Tohri: What are you drinking all of a sudden!?

pg3
Kazuaki: You were planning to do something to Iwamine-sensei again~ That's no good~
Tohri: Yes but that doesn't answer my question! That medicine is-
Tohri: Huh?
Tohri: With a medicine that impairs judgment I could make Isa Souma do whatever I say but... Did you drink too much? It looks like you have a small fever but there doesn't seem to be any other side effects...
Tohri: In any case, back to bed...
Kazuaki: Hey... Nishikikouji-san.

pg4
Kazuaki: Want to do it? ♥
Tohri: Wait a minute you're taking this too fast- GYAA!!!
Tohri: Wait... Ah! Stop...
Tohri: It's too soon... Nh!
Tohri: Wa-wait... Even though I said... Don't...

pg5
Tohri: But... This feels really good!
Tohri: Maybe it's okay to do this a little...
Tohri: Long- Huh?
Tohri: Eeh!?
Tohri: You get this far and fall asleep now!? Wait... What should I do about...? Oh forget it! I'm going home!!!
Shuu: (Oh... It's just Nanaki-sensei again...)

Toroko

pg1
There once lived a golden pheasant named Tohriella.
He was fortunate to be born into a happy household but the birds he lived with from the other departments did not share his values and he spent everyday tormented by it.
Tohriella was a hardworking bird, everyday he would keep the house clean and took great care to make hot meals for everybirdie.

Tohri: Enough already! We can't keep this up for 7 pages!

pg2
Tohri: Aren't I beautiful even if I don't rely on that design?! Isn't that rude?! Of course all my work and chores are done perfectly!
Ryuuji: Nishikikouji-ku~n!
Ryuuji: It looks like the oven broke! Could you take a look at it for me?

The heads of the household, researchers that didn't agree with his values, always had their hands full with their own work.

Tohri: Hey! I just cleaned there! Don't walk over it with your dirty dress!
Ryuuji: Wah! Sorry!

Tohriella was very skillful at tinkering with machines.

Ryuuji: Sorry to keep asking but you're the only one good with machines! You're a big help!
Tohri: Geez! Stop using cooking appliances for your research!
Ryuuji: Ah, by the way...

pg3
(Super quick change!)
Ryuuji: We're heading off to present our research at the academic conference so take care of the house for us!
Tohri: (What should I do about dinner?)
Ryuuji: (We'll eat out~)
Tohri: The house gets so quiet when it seems like their work is making progress... Making dinner for one is so troublesome...
Kazuaki: It really is lonely, isn't it?

pg4
Kazuaki: Good evening~! I'm Nanaki Kazuaki, your fairy godmother here for the sake of your happiness!
Kazuaki: Thanks to Uzune-kun's tutoring even someone as useless as me can use easy magic~! I can always rely on him~! Even I can help a flawless bird like y-
Tohri: But I'm not particularly in need of help?

pg5
Kazuaki: B-b-but aren't you being left out by the selfish and unkind heads of the household who take pleasure in your emotional suffering?
Tohri: Those birds might be strange but do you think they're the only things influencing me?!
Tohri: From the start of my artistic existence there's been no need for happiness to be bestowed upon me by those other birds!
Tohri: What about my sharp mind and dexterity that only adds to my beautiful face? Not to mention my personality! Do I really need anything else?! If there's anything else that can be bestowed upon me do you think I'd definitely want you to give it to me?!
Kazuaki: I! I can...! Do this!

pg6
Kazuaki: Or this! Or this style! Or this kind of thing! And this too! And this! This!

pg7
Kazuaki: This is all I can do!
Tohri: Wait-!
Tohri: Surprisingly indecent magic, hmm?
Kazuaki: Eeh~!? But I thought they looked nicer than your other clothes! (And you looked like you were having fun!)
Kazuaki: I knew it! There's no way the scum of society like me could help a bird with your kind of standards!
Tohri: I wouldn't go that far...
Tohri: Alright! I'll give you one last chance! Show me the best clothes you have!

pg8
Ryuuji: Hmm, I was pretty surprised to find Nishikikouji-kun all dressed up when we got back.
Shuu: Must be nice to have so much free time... (He can have his bento later.)
Ryuuji: I don't really understand it but it suits him, looks like he took on an apprentice at some point too! Seems like fun~!
Shuu: The number of noisy birds increased...

After that, Tohriella published a photo book of him modeling all the dresses his fairy godmother had made, became a charismatic fashion model, and received many requests for companionship and marriage proposals from nobles and royalty worldwide.

Ryuuji: (The remote for the air conditioner broke!)
Shuu: (Doctor that's a pencil case!)
Souma: (That's the TV remote!)

However when they came to see him in person they got the impression he was already saddled with children, which unfortunately put off men and women alike. Tohriella remained single from then on, living happily ever after with those freeloaders. The End.

Kazuaki: But didn't you lose you virginity in this book?
Tohri: Kids shouldn't be reading that!!

The kind of story after Holistar Episode 2 - Negitoro

4-koma 1
Tohri: I see. So this is Pretty Coore... How interesting.
Tohri: As if!! My plan only failed because of those fujoshi. After studying them, I now understand Pretty Coore's techniques and patterns. They won't best me a second time!
Ryuuji: Nishikikouji-kun are you bitter about losing to Pretty Coore?
Tohri: It was the fujoshi's fault! That's not what I can't comprehend!!
Tohri: Why don't I have the ability to change clothes so spectacularly!?
Ryuuji: It's that!?

4-koma 2
Tohri: By the way, why are you here? A ghost!?
Ryuuji: I'm alive!
Ryuuji: To put it simply: "These things happen when you draw what you want so don't worry about it." You see?
Ryuuji: In other words, the curse that stops you from encountering me is broken!
Shuu: What's the urgent business, doctor?
Tohri: Isa Soumaaaa!
Shuu: That's so nonsensical.
Ryuuji: Now now Isa-kun, it'll be fine, right?

4-koma 3
Tohri: Isa Souma! Today I will have my revenge!
Ryuuji: Revenge...? Ah like how you were just saying you wanted to become Pretty Coore
Tohri: No!!
Ryuuji: Playing Pretty Coore sounds like fun!
Tohri: I just said that's not it!
Ryuuji: I want to see Nishikikouji-kun's Pretty Coore demonstration
Tohri: Huh!? Well... I can understand that you'd want to see my magnificent form but if you want it to be perfect you need three birds.

4-koma 4
Ryuuji: A single flower blooming in the asphalt road! Coore Grey!!
Shuu: A single flower swaying in the exhaust fumes. Coore Light Grey.
Tohri: And the star of the show! Coore Nishikikouji Tohri!!
Ryuuji: Nishikikouji-kun, you can't hide your true colours
Tohri: Shut up! I don't use fake names!